Bond Street is arguable the strangest street in Bangkok. Great name, but creepy. In a Star Wars “attack run” kinda way. But not quite as creepy as this new “fad” of penis whitening that’s sweeping Thailand. You do you, people.

Also, we talk about Greg’s sister, smuggling-mule of Canadian footwear and booze. And the footwear doesn’t fit, so he’s tempted to visit Don’s Footwear in Bangkok to get 3D-mapped shoes custom build for his giant trotters. Because there’s something to be said for bespoke articles of clothing. And this is Bangkok, afterall.

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